"Geography lesson, habibi: this is the center of the middle east."
prepare for the christian crusader takeover
On August 18th, the Christian Crusaders are going to come to the city council meeting. Dearborn is going to be absolutely flooded with chaos: Jake Lang, Christian Crusaders, and Pastor Lorenzo Sewell.
Why $Dearborn?
Dearborn has been all over national news in recent months. Immigration enforcement, application of Middle East policy, and tensions surrounding Israel and Palestine have brought national political debates directly into the city. The city’s large Arab-American and Muslim communities have become an increasingly influential force in Michigan politics, particularly following Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed’s Senate primary victory. Recently activist Jake Lang and the Arbaeen procession further intensified national attention on Dearborn. Now, plans for a “Christian Crusader” takeover have brought heightened security, and strong political messages to the city. On August 18th the Crusaders are expected to show up and $DEARBORN gives the degen an opportunity to trade the HYPE.
Some cities get a stadium. Some get a slogan. Dearborn gets a token. $DEARBORN exists for exactly one reason: TRADE THE CHAOS OF DEARBORN MICHIGAN ON THE BLOCKCHAIN.
Culture
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Memes
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Food
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The Roadmap
Born in Dearborn
- Launch the website
- Establish social accounts
- Launch $DEARBORN
- Build the community
Dearborn Goes Online
- Memes
- Community contests
- Social campaigns
Michigan Takeover
- Merchandise (purchasable only with $DEARBORN)
- Community events
- Collaborations
- More memes
To the Moon
- Community-driven projects
- Bigger cultural collaborations
- Whatever the internet decides comes next
"Told one cousin. The Telegram gained 40 members overnight."
The Christian Crusaders Are
On Their Way!!!
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The Dearborn Meme Archive
Hand-drawn originals to seed the archive. Community submissions take over from here — drop yours in the Telegram and the best ones get immortalized right on this page.
"We only buy the dip. The dip is hummus."
"A new sun rises over the 313. It's a coin, $DEARBORN"
"0–60 before you finish saying yalla."
"Utility? The utility is shawarma."
"When Lambo? Habibi, this is Ford country."
"Technical analysis of community vibes: extremely bullish on Dearborn."
"Fees cheaper than Ford Rd gas. Your uncle verified personally."
"Ford Road, but it goes to the moon now."
"Yemeni coffee at 11pm, planning the Michigan takeover."
"Told one cousin. The Telegram gained 40 members overnight."